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❝ Yo, it's Calypso, the hottest ging in Hell. Sadly ladies, I'm taken by my dreamy girlfriend, but I like to make small talk, so leave a message and I'll get back to you. Also, fellas, I'm here to give pointers on how to pick up chicks!
...unless it's Miguel. And you know damn why I won't help, so back off. ❞
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